Tuesday, April 7, 2015

CB2 Appears to Be a Gnomish Front Organization

I just thought I'd mention that in addition to the Gnome Terrarium and the Disco Gnome, it appears that CB2 is offering two other gnome-related products:

Gustav, the Glossy Gnome

Here's what they say:

Gnome home. Gustav keeps your garden growing with a fun wink of folklore and whimsy. Standing nearly a foot-and-a-half tall, this earthenware figure is glazed glossy white with a mystical beard and twinkling eyes.

I am Gustav. Let me into your garden, Human.

And

The Gnome Table Lamp

Glow gnome. Folkloric friend lights up the room with a wink of whimsy in gleaming metallic copper. Cast in polyresin, sculptural gnome glows from mythical beard to tunic to boots, illuminated beneath a white linen shade.

I am watching everything you do, Human.


The folkloric friend has returned, full of winking whimsy. You have been warned.

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