Now you can have the opportunity to horrify/bemuse/terrify your friends by making it appear that you are being carted around by a frickin' dead-eyed gnome. Why? Because gnomes, of course. Whimsy! Silliness. Insanity!
While it might otherwise seem that Mankind has the edge on this one over the dreaded gnomes, I would argue that the gnomes are the ones who are getting the last laugh, here, by making an utter fool out of whomever donned this costume. And it's jarring to see that the costume is sold out, so clearly, many took the bait, and fell into the trap cunningly laid by the gnomes.
