GWD: Gobbledygook

No explanation even necessary, right? This is a marginally more useful gnomeword, and, as is the case with gnomewords, it embodies gnomish values quite nicely...

gob·ble·dy·gook
Variant(s): also gob·ble·de·gook \ˈgä-bəl-dē-ˌgu̇k, -ˌgük\

Function: noun

Etymology: irregular from gobble, noun

Date: 1944

: wordy and generally unintelligible jargon