21: Accordion

Oh, yes. You knew it had to make an appearance. The accordion's one-man band capacity alone makes it prime fodder as an instrument of gnomish torture -- errr, musical expression. And the presence of a bellows, buttons, keys, and valves is simply intoxicating to the average gnome. It's very easy to imagine a group of gnomes jamming on their accordions, and tricking humanity into taking up the instrument and, naturally, looking (and sounding) ridiculous. Even pro-accordion propaganda can't dent the stupidity of it...

"Tom" is only able to impress the ladies because the electric guitar hasn't been invented, yet. Nothing like the fun of an accordion, Tom? How about sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll? Your days are numbered, gnomish sycophant!