20: Kitsch

I had to eventually get around to it: kitsch. Kitsch is bread-and-butter to gnomes. If the gnomes had their wicked way with the world, we'd be awash in kitsch. And click on that link on Wikipedia, and 'lo and behold, what do you see as their photographic example of kitsch? A goddamned garden gnome (right). Accident? No, I don't think so.

Kitsch is gnomish culture in a nutshell. While we officially have the Germans to blame for kitsch, the gnomes are, themselves master artisans of kitsch, which is nicely defined in the Wikipedia entry...

Kitsch (English pronunciation: /ˈkɪtʃ/, as in German) is a German word denoting art that is considered an inferior, tasteless copy of an extant style of art or a worthless imitation of art of recognized value. The concept is associated with the deliberate use of elements that may be thought of as cultural icons [1] while making cheap mass-produced objects that are unoriginal. Kitsch also refers to the types of art that are aesthetically deficient (whether or not being sentimental, glamorous, theatrical, or creative) and that make creative gestures which merely imitate the superficial appearances of art through repeated conventions and formulae. Excessive sentimentality often is associated with the term.

The term is considered derogatory, denoting works executed to pander to popular demand alone and purely for commercial purposes rather than works created as self-expression by an artist.[2] The term is generally reserved for unsubstantial and gaudy works that are calculated to have popular appeal and are considered pretentious and shallow rather than genuine artistic efforts.

You see the operative words: worthless, excessive sentimentality, tasteless -- these are words that get gnomes a'giggling from their mushroom perches. Hassle Bandicoot yucking it up with his gnomish buddies, blowing smoke rings and having a jolly laugh at mankind's expense as they foist kitsch on an unsuspecting world.

Curiously, the etymology of "kitsch" might tip the pointy hat of the gnomes...

Another highly possibly theory is that it comes from the Hungarian word kicsi Hungarian pronunciation: [ˈkɪtʃɪ]/kis [kɪʃ] meaning little or small. Most likely through Austrian German.

Little or small? Like, hmmm, a GNOME?

Kitsch is the enemy of art, and is the enemy of the artist. Kitsch must be avoided at all costs. And lest you think it's just a matter of taste...

Relationship to totalitarianism

Other theorists over time also have linked kitsch to totalitarianism and its propaganda. The Czech writer Milan Kundera, in his book The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1984), defined it as "the absolute denial of shit". He wrote that kitsch functions by excluding from view everything that humans find difficult with which to come to terms, offering instead a sanitized view of the world, in which "all answers are given in advance and preclude any questions".

In its desire to paper over the complexities and contradictions of real life, kitsch, Kundera suggested, is intimately linked with totalitarianism. In a healthy democracy, diverse interest groups compete and negotiate with one another to produce a generally acceptable consensus; by contrast, "everything that infringes on kitsch," including individualism, doubt, and irony, "must be banished for life" in order for kitsch to survive. Therefore, Kundera wrote, "Whenever a single political movement corners power we find ourselves in the realm of totalitarian kitsch."

For Kundera, "Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be moved, together with all mankind, by children running on the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."

So, you see, it's not just a matter of taste -- it's a matter of life, philosophy, art, freedom, and humanity itself! Down with kitsch! And, once again, if you know somebody who digs kitsch, they're a fellow traveler of gnomedom. Watch out!