Disco Gnome?

Did you think the Gnomes got to me? That I'd been spirited away by a gang of gnomes? No, Gentle Reader. I'm still here. And I'm still maintaining my vigil of all things gnomish. Behold, from CB2:

The Disco Gnome

Pairing the glam whimsy of a disco ball with the furtive, earthy machinations of the garden gnome, they have spawned the Disco Gnome.

I admit to almost being tempted by this particular bit of bric-a-brac, because everybody's better with mirrors festooned across it.

Still, I am wary, because, like all things gnomish, this is something laden with peril and mystery. Incidentally, it appears that this gnome is nicknamed "Bling Bling," fittingly enough...