Glow-in-the-dark miniature golf. Just when you thought it couldn't get any more gnomish, now the gnomes have hapless humans playing miniature golf in the dark. Some of the places include 3-D glasses for yet another pointless innovation to the already pointless enterprise of miniature golf.
The picture in that link above creeps me out -- what is that ogre-like guy doing with that poor kid? I dunno, but he's creepy. Of course, they couldn't just come out and have some grinning glow-in-the-dark fucking gnome in the picture, or nobody would even turn up.
